Friday, September 26, 2008

driving walking on 9

i walked around my neighborhood tonight for no less than 8 hours.....which seems like a long time to be just walking and stuff...but in the right company
it's just the right amount of time

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

a thing about getting older

if you sit by me on the bus....and you stink like you may have shit your pants...i'm fucking getting up and moving...i don't care if your feelings get hurt

Tuesday, September 9, 2008


it sounds like a fun word
pogonophobia is the fear of beards
which also sounds fun
fear of beards
yesterday i encountered my first ever pogonophobic
her husband...who had a goatee(which i am more grossed out than fearful of)
ordered some stuff from my work
he wasn't sure how many so he starts yelling to his wife
who is standing a good 60 feet away
i say "why doesn't your wife just come over here?"
and he replies "she has a thing for beards"
my head gets a lil big because i'm thinking he's saying "she thinks beards are hot
and they make her nervous"
so i laugh it off
then he keeps yelling to her and i'm like " come on just get her over here"
and he says "no she's really weird about beards"
"weird" gets me because it's not an attractive word
so i ask "what do you mean?"
and he says "she's deathly afraid of beards"
i laugh then realize he's not kidding
and i point out his lame facial hair and he says " i know i know..but a full beard
she can't get near it"
so i wave to her
and she waves back and i offer him one coarse red beard hair to take to her
to sneak in her pocket
he does not accept
and i say "take care"