Tuesday, January 20, 2009

sorry livejournal

when i read my old journal i get annoyed by how many dreams i talked about... so i try to stay away from that these days..but i have to talk about this one i had lately
i was in a penthouse in newyork and i had a bowl(for smoking) that had at least 7 chambers in it
there were all kinds of pretty colored leaves crammed into them
i lit each chamber and then puffed out of the single mouth piece
looked out my window and saw an elderly couple across the way having sex
i looked at my bowl and saw that it was beautifully hand blown glass with all kinds of colors mostly hues of blue
and the glowing effect of all the lit leaves and blues of the glass and the naked elderly love makers
made me ecstatic

Friday, January 9, 2009

and now for the first time in my life

a picture of my dad...i think we kinda look alike..but just in the way all fat people kinda look like...kinda downsyndrome effect

Friday, January 2, 2009

science project

11 alcoholic beverages
15 smooched lips

the new year is here
the new and the old me are welcoming it with
too many flushes of the toilet