business homos go outdoors

i love state parks and unfortunately i don't mind segways
however when the two are thrown together
on my lovely fall jog
i want to puke just a little bit

walking around the locker room naked haikus

walk around naked
towel covering penis
showing old man butts

water from fountain
white towel and whiter ass
come on man, really?


walk to urinal
you make it look so easy
nothing to unzip